Spent a weekend merchandising jump ropes for the government. Once had a dream of merchandising chess sets in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2002-2010 building saliva with no outside help. At the moment I’m getting my feet wet with etch-a-sketches in Naples, FL. Spent two years supervising the production of bacon in Deltona, FL. Spent 2001-2004 consulting about human hair in Africa.